francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

(Source: hungarian, via cumber-tardis)




bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

(Source: giantspacefetus, via greglestrxde)




vaginapowersactivate:

prestonhymas:

Why do we not discuss clouds more?

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I mean look at that. That’s water.

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Flying water.

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FLYING

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FUCKING

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WATER

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

WHAT IS THIS

HOW IS THIS EVEN

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AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN

GOD DAMN, WHAT

This is my favorite post on Tumblr.

(Source: prestonhymas, via littlemissdracula)




thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

(via littlemissdracula)




nerdache-cakes:

All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José.

Hif.

(Source: nerdachecakes, via nsome)




swans-glasses:

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division?

More like,

Shit Hydra Is Everywhere, Lock Down.

(via littlemissdracula)




  • Season 7 of Hannibal: Hannibal Lecter has successfully framed every character on the show except himself. Jack brings Winston in for questioning.



thatskingcrowleytoyou:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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(via delphiniehaus15)




hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen

(via cumber-tardis)




hyperbolequeen:

thank god for urbandictionary or I’d never know what anyone was talking about 

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)




unmatespritship:

going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out

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(Source: fentonthermos, via gayrights101)




headgirlily:

voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.

(via l-earninghowtobreathe)








as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

(Source: chasind, via theunbearablelightnessofsleeping)